The literally sat around in a room and made this shit up.
but also its like: poor people aren’t allowed to like soda? orrrr….???
LMAO how the fuck you o to disneyland and you go food stamps?
im pretty sure you couldnt afford to go to disney ……..
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
There’s a million different ways to say
“I love you”.
“Put your seat belt on”
“Watch your step”
“Get some rest”
- (via theglasschild)
"My nigga look, she’s at a party? She’s cheating. She says brb? She’s cheating. She’s asleep? Cheating. She’s studying? She might actually be studying but she might also be cheating"
I’m actually nobody’s first choice and let me tell you how great that feels